What is marketing? in real life

[NHY]

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her

a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,

offer her

a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry

me?"

That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."

That's Brand Recognition.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer

Feedback

[Ironia]

Heh.
That is bad marketing.
Or I would say it's oriented to a very narrow minded segment of the market.

[dona]

I would say this is brilliant NHY!
DONA

[HeMan]

IF THATS BRILLIANT THATS COZ U A BITCH THEN...

[dona]

fuck off ish
Dona

[Lamot]

i guess ISH is need of the FEEDBACK marketing method

the nigga needs to swallow my FEEDOUT

hahaha

[HeMan]

hahahahah havin mad problems wit me huh bitch in you & tha bitch in him & u sayin fuck ish well bitch fuck u too lay low hoe coz am bout to blow hahaha j u ass licker cum sipper am teelin u am bigger hahaha were ur rhymes at hahahahahahah killed u huh brown muthafoo hahaha word tha motha hahahahahahh
u bizness women dona i know but i lost tha count tell me wats tha amount "khow much" or lemme guess "kitna" wats todays rate biaaaatch
ish

[Lamot]

:lol: hmm ISH fuck you straight up fool

but since u made me laugh i aint gonna say shit

just word da mothership hahahahaha

fucking nigger fake mother fucker




THE GREAT ONE

[HeMan]

callin me fake when i ran up in ur crib & i saw jake
J i make no mistake if i fuk wit ur mama in tha lake
hahahahhaha
make sense u dumb one aiite
ish

[Lamot]

no sense at all fool you know why cause my flows hit you soo hard that you ur sense organ has been turned numb i mean u no longer gots wats known as a CRAK but now cause of my BACK SHOTS its known an looks more like a TUNNEL hahahahaha make sense u fag










THE GREAT ONE

[HeMan]

SEE i know ur next move
ill blow u hooooof hahaha u tail feather
australia is still hot u know tha weather
hahhahah u brown bitch talkin bout bieng num
well coz am numba 1
u iller than none,
got 10 fingas but ill use one
FFFFUUUUUCKKKK UUUUUUU
ish