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What is marketing? in real life - NHY - 06-22-2003
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her
a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her
a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry
me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer
Feedback
- Ironia - 07-20-2003
Heh.
That is bad marketing.
Or I would say it's oriented to a very narrow minded segment of the market.
Re: What is marketing? in real life - dona - 01-14-2004
I would say this is brilliant NHY!
DONA
- HeMan - 01-15-2004
IF THATS BRILLIANT THATS COZ U A BITCH THEN...
- dona - 01-15-2004
fuck off ish
Dona
- Lamot - 01-16-2004
i guess ISH is need of the FEEDBACK marketing method
the nigga needs to swallow my FEEDOUT
hahaha
- HeMan - 01-21-2004
hahahahah havin mad problems wit me huh bitch in you & tha bitch in him & u sayin fuck ish well bitch fuck u too lay low hoe coz am bout to blow hahaha j u ass licker cum sipper am teelin u am bigger hahaha were ur rhymes at hahahahahahah killed u huh brown muthafoo hahaha word tha motha hahahahahahh
u bizness women dona i know but i lost tha count tell me wats tha amount "khow much" or lemme guess "kitna" wats todays rate biaaaatch
ish
- Lamot - 01-30-2004
:lol: hmm ISH fuck you straight up fool
but since u made me laugh i aint gonna say shit
just word da mothership hahahahaha
fucking nigger fake mother fucker
THE GREAT ONE
- HeMan - 02-05-2004
callin me fake when i ran up in ur crib & i saw jake
J i make no mistake if i fuk wit ur mama in tha lake
hahahahhaha
make sense u dumb one aiite
ish
- Lamot - 02-07-2004
no sense at all fool you know why cause my flows hit you soo hard that you ur sense organ has been turned numb i mean u no longer gots wats known as a CRAK but now cause of my BACK SHOTS its known an looks more like a TUNNEL hahahahaha make sense u fag
THE GREAT ONE
- HeMan - 02-08-2004
SEE i know ur next move
ill blow u hooooof hahaha u tail feather
australia is still hot u know tha weather
hahhahah u brown bitch talkin bout bieng num
well coz am numba 1
u iller than none,
got 10 fingas but ill use one
FFFFUUUUUCKKKK UUUUUUU
ish