women driving in brisbane

[HellPoe]

If Choco were the ruler of Brisbane :0)

[Brisbane]

Why are all the blue cars Subaru Imprezas and the red ones 1960s body style Mustangs??

[kelly1966]

This isn't from me Brisbane!!!!


"Well he must be a woman then!!!!" (from someone who drove in the passenger seat of your car)

That makes no sense.... The person who said it therefore has no common sense... Pitiful.

It does make sense if you read it correctly. The statement wasn't coming from me....it was coming from my other half after he read what you wrote.....

[Brisbane]

It does make sense if you read it correctly. The statement wasn't coming from me....it was coming from my other half after he read what you wrote.....

Does he feel like a big boy now that he made that statement???

Give him a lollypop, he's a good boy....

[kelly1966]

What was that supposed to mean.......why don't you come on msn so we can chat, civilly?

All he said was that he drove with you and you're not a good driver either (his opinion).

[Brisbane]

What was that supposed to mean.......why don't you come on msn so we can chat, civilly?

All he said was that he drove with you and you're not a good driver either (his opinion).

1) I don't care for his opinion.... I have never had a single accident in my life, so uhhh.... like whateverrrrr!!!!

2) I am on MSN so if you don't see me, well I dunno what to tell you....

3) How is "afriend" doing?

[kelly1966]

What was that supposed to mean.......why don't you come on msn so we can chat, civilly?

All he said was that he drove with you and you're not a good driver either (his opinion).

1) I don't care for his opinion.... I have never had a single accident in my life, so uhhh.... like whateverrrrr!!!!

2) I am on MSN so if you don't see me, well I dunno what to tell you....

3) How is "afriend" doing?

I'll log on now then.......

3) Now what are you talking about???

[Brisbane]

What was that supposed to mean.......why don't you come on msn so we can chat, civilly?

All he said was that he drove with you and you're not a good driver either (his opinion).

1) I don't care for his opinion.... I have never had a single accident in my life, so uhhh.... like whateverrrrr!!!!

2) I am on MSN so if you don't see me, well I dunno what to tell you....

3) How is "afriend" doing?

I'll log on now then.......

3) Now what are you talking about???

Never mind.... Ask your spouse or sister if you really don't know...

[**naads**]

women are better drivers :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

also which way traffic is brisbane left or right hand

[mINOR pLEASURE]

i dont really know about that ... women being good drivers and all ... few of them yes ... cause most of the women i know personally get confused between left and right !!!

And most of the women i encounter on the roads cant make up their minds wether to take the left lane or the center lane ... so they might have figured to stay "ON" the LINE ( that seperate left and middle lane) while they are making up their mind ... hmmm lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And I dont know it might be because they dont want to ruin their manicures ... they just decided that signals are far less important than their manicures :lol: :lol:

and so far 1 lady hit me from my left side out of nowhere in the middle of a saturday morning rush hour !! well that didnt surprised me as much as when she yelled at me saying what was i doing there? and i made her late ?? i was like thinking to myself WTF?? i was happily minding my own business and was on line waiting for the lights then she bumped me and she was screaming ???? WTF?? but i just shrug and said hey nice dress ! i mean i dont really mind a free paint job on my entire left door sides! ??

second . 3 weeks later.. i was in Moreton southern friend chicken i was eating my lunch ... and looking at my newly FREE painted car ... when i was just about to bite on my 3rd chicken i heard a loud crunchy sound of metal being bended and glass shattering !!! i looked up and saw a huge landcruiser had crushed my car's front side then i screamed YESSSS !!! fck im getting new front make over !!! and the best thing is again its free !!! where i later found out when i got out there are scratches on my right side and the rear bumber was bent because she moved my car up to the wall and to the next car !!! I told her !! thank you very much would you like a chicken while waiting for the police?? and again she screamed at me !! geeez she damaged my car and i offered her chicken and she's screaming ??? please !!! hahahahaha I swear this sooooo true !!! now my 1992 company provided nissan sunny looks new !!!! the only thing left is the top im in a way hopin that oneday i wish !!!! SOME angry wife would throw her husband out of the balcony and i wish my car would be there to take the fall !!!! hahahaaha:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(honestly these stories are 100% true) even i cant believe my luck !!!! cause my sched to get a new car is by May .. and ALL of my Office mates are already driving their brandnew company provided cars but now its all good cause mine looks new aswell !!! and its even shinier heheheehehe

horseback riding yes!!! i would admit women are GREAT RIDERS (dont you guys agree ???) !!! :lol: :lol:

[gangster]

That is Sooooooooooooooooooooooo Funny MP

I think we can now safely conclude that women drivers are argggggggggggggg and to be avoided at all costs. 8)

One interesting point in Australia. Women drivers are taught by Women Instuctors (unless there are extenuating circumstances). hock:

Soooooo, i propose that all of us lads email Brisbane Municipality Dept asking for a proviso that "the fact that the Instuctor is a Female is enough of of reason to qualify for exemption on the grounds of Safety"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ps:

.... and i haven't even mentioned the fact that RIEL is driving her hubby's tank and the reasons as too why this is :lol: :lol:

:wink: :wink:

[kelly1966]

Oh Arnie...........you changed my whole perspective on you :?

I must admit women drivers are given a bad name and rightfully so for some of them, but the same goes for men......There are good and ban in every situation :lol:

[Choko]

Well I have to say that the majority of accidents I've seen on the Brisbane roads all involved men! I saw 4 yesterday, all guys! Nuff said really. Guys are too aggressive, drive too wrecklessly and thats what gets them into trouble. Sure there are some ditzy women drivers out there, but it's the guys causing the problems.

[RIEL]

Arnie-my driving is fine, I'll have you know!! It is other peoples driving that is...well...less than perfect. Unfortunately, the funniest thing I saw the other day was a woman driving over a speed hump speaking on her mobile phone(right hand) and taking a puff from her cigarette (in her left hand) hock: I didn't know if she should be congratulated for multitasking and or abused for complete incomprehensible stupidity.


Actually, I think statistically you find men are the worst drivers- especially in the 18 to 25 bracket! Fact is so far removed from fiction boys!!

[Brisbane]

18 to 25 bracket boys have less accidents then bsaent minded women drivers of all ages (90% of women drivers).... Women are more agressive and get pissed off all the time while driving...

It happens to me all the time. She cuts me off, insults me, gives me the finger... Then when I smile at her and wave her on (as to say, its ok for cutting me off and insulting me for no reason), she jams the breaks... WTF?!?!?!?!

mINOR pLEASURE, I hear you brother... Speak the word....

BAN ALL WOMEN DRIVERS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[cadmus]

i have to agree on this. i had parked my car once near golden sands area. out of nowhere a land cruiser which was parked ahead of us banged us from the front. there was a girl in that car. and all that she could say was sorry my car is too big and i could'nt see you car from front. i mean how reWakerleyulous it can be but atleast she was apologetic. and besides she was very beautiful so i had to say okay. in any case point is right girls are bad drivers!