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HellPoe · 02-04-2006, 01:27 AM

How to propose a girl ? what is the decent way ?

How to ask for the hand of a girl ,so she doesnt show her "middle fingure". :oops:

If you guys have to propose a girl ,how are you going to do it?

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westerndiamond · 02-04-2006, 05:06 AM

umm do it on the phone HP, so that even if she shows you the finger, you cant see it...! Oh & she cant punch you as well 8)

Defo · 02-04-2006, 10:55 AM

westerndiamond Wrote:umm do it on the phone HP, so that even if she shows you the finger, you cant see it...! Oh & she cant punch you as well 8)

Hahahaha!

Good one 8)

HellPoe · 02-04-2006, 03:57 PM

westerndiamond Wrote:umm do it on the phone HP, so that even if she shows you the finger, you cant see it...! Oh & she cant punch you as well 8)

whats is your fone no :roll:

romance · 02-12-2006, 11:23 AM

aaah da best thing to do...get a plate of armor on ur chest...preferably titanium... and also get a pair of cricket helmet...(really effective in blocking shoes and sandals...)

and oh ya...also a rose...with a card...really nice though..

HellPoe · 02-12-2006, 04:03 PM

romance Wrote:aaah da best thing to do...get a plate of armor on ur chest...preferably titanium... and also get a pair of cricket helmet...(really effective in blocking shoes and sandals...)

and oh ya...also a rose...with a card...really nice though..

I am going to propose a girl or going to fight in Iraq :roll: . I dont think Eastern Jewel is so cruel . The last day i had fight wid a friend,she mistaken me and thought i was serious for marriage . I never promised for stars or even for marriage. I am sure she must be among those who are cursing me :oops: ................

so people what do u say about sending e-mail for proposal ?

To...........eastern J
CC.........uncle and aunti

Subject ...........proposal of HP for Eastern J

" Dear all,

I am pleased to inform that i have chosen Eastern J as my future partner . I am nice person and never been involved in voilence against women. If you have doubt , i can send you my character certificate in attachment. I am sure i will keep her happy and may Allah bless upon us.
Please decide about proposal in couple of weeks ,though home office (uncle and aunti) makes the decision in few months. So dont sustain my case like canadian immigration . Please issue me the permit , so i can spend a happy life with eastern .J.

Sincerely,

HP

ross392 · 02-12-2006, 04:48 PM

1. do u know her?
if NO, get a life looser!
if YES go to 2.

2. does she loves u?
if NO why the hell are you proposing to her? u know what will happen!
if YES it doesnt matter how u propose but why are you doing it?

3. For Money, Lust or Love?
Money - go for it y not! money buys everything my friend! If my advise work PM me and give me some ok!
Lust - if u c her & think about porn, don't! shell get old one day and all will be lost!
Love - cant comment on that coz ur heart will lead d way, all d way my man!

If all of the above. lucky you, just kneel down hold her hand and give her the finger err i mean the ring for her finger :o

HellPoe · 02-12-2006, 10:58 PM

step 1=

If

uncle and aunti accept my proposal ..........

then

............marriage ............

go to step 2....

end of loop

else

run from home with eastern J

end

step 2=

if kids are < 2 in first year

repeat the process

venom · 02-13-2006, 08:29 AM

Love is in the air..everywhere i look around....why hasnt eastern J replied yet to the proposal...i cant wait to see what happens

So the best way to propose to a girl is to show her your a MAN...dont hide like a mouse behind a phone or send her a email and hide behind a computer...woman are scared of mice incase u didnt know that.

So take courage and look her in the eyes...and just say you love her and want to spend the rest of ur life with her..then give her time to think about it...tell her what makes her so special in ur life...and tell her she's the prettiest little doll you've ever seen....if that wont work then my friend i need to direct u to the nearest plastic surgon or bridge! :lol:

JamesLee · 05-10-2007, 07:48 PM

Maybe can I suggest another less hurting method.

1. Go to one of those virtual wedding website out there and register your marriage.
2. Show the website to her.
3. If she start hurling abuses at you or the middle finger, just tell her it is a joke. Tons of your friends do it for fun. If she smiles, Time to whip out your ring.

Hope that helps.

PS. Just in case you do not know what virtual wedding site I am talking about. Try this http://marriage.loveindulgence.com/.

All the best mate!

jfish1936 · 02-21-2008, 03:38 AM

It is easiest if you are absolute monarch of a country. Then you send her and her family an invitation to the wedding. As it is a royal command, she cannot refuse.