Old bait but fresh member here

[gangster]

Dirk Diggler

May have 3 legs

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[lochness]

Oh RIEL, there is a movie you MUST watch, it was called Boogie Nights and it has Mark Wahlberg as the lead as "Dirk Diggler". Gosh maybe we Aussies are obessed, I can not believe that you have not heard of Dirk. He was a very very well known porn star in the 70's I think, and well lets just say he was, well there is no gentle way of putting this, incredibly well endowed all 13 inches :wink:

[RIEL]

I think I have seen that! (This is a reply to Lochy's post NOT yours Arnie!! :lol: :lol

[gangster]

I think I have seen that! (This is a reply to Lochy's post NOT yours Arnie!! :lol: :lol

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[RIEL]

Don't give me the hock: hock: !! At your age mate, there ain't nothin' you ain't seen!! :lol: :lol:

[gangster]

But you are the real Miss Marple sooo

i stand by my

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[RIEL]

More like Mary Poppins! :wink:

[gangster]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Dont spoil my dreams

you are miss Marple - i have found you

[RIEL]

It just makes me think of moth balls :?

[gangster]

and a corset and stockings :wink:


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[RIEL]

Are you implying that all my finery is in storage with the moth balls?? hock: hock: I recently brushed off my bustle and put it to good use. I now look like J.Lo . An old chick knows fashion is cyclic! :wink:

[gangster]

the :wink:

assentuated a mmmmmmmmmmmm

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[RIEL]

You old buggar, you don't even know who J.Lo. is!! :lol: :lol:

[gangster]

I do !!!

she co-starred with Cary Grant in the............ blast cant remember the name

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[RIEL]

:roll: :roll: Sad, sad, sad...you're losing your faculties!

[gangster]

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