MEN

[westerndiamond]

wana share this email I got!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the
ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract

[Choko]

Hahaha Genius! I likey and sad to say very true of most blokes.

[sa4877]

westerndiamond just lost the Miss Brisbaneforums contest.... sad. Very sad.

[westerndiamond]

westerndiamond just lost the Miss Brisbaneforums contest.... sad. Very sad.

'sob' ya ... :cry: ad2:
hey congrats choco, you go girl ! :cheers:

[yurki500]

What a complete load of B0llocks! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[CheckShoo]

hahaha I like it!!

[Rosie]

Looooooool :lol: ...very,yery funny and yet so true!

[constantine]

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What a woman says:
"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

[constantine]

Men are like.......

.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

.....Handguns.
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.




alright before i get "shot" at by my brothers...posting about women soon!!>.. :twisted:

[Rosie]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol
Just the type of responce you would expect from a male!!!!

[Snype]

wana share this email I got!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the
ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract

Shame Shame!!! u underestimate ur 0wn daddy!!!!!! Whoz ur daddy btw? :lol:

[westerndiamond]

these aint for no daddys, these for Boyfreinds and husbands :twisted:

My dads greatest man for meee.. but hey, my mom has differnt views lol

[HellPoe]

East Now read my Answer ...............i defend the Men

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

Puppi has long tongue than men ,so puppi serves the purpose nicely

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

Because they always think about Sx and Gals

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the ground first?

We have parachute

Q: What did God say after he created man?

God thought there must be gal , who can cook for him

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

Because we always find interest in other people's business.

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Because he was looking for weapon of mass destruction

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs eat their own shit and we have women

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

for the sake of Internship

Q: Why do men like smart women?

because they cant find attraction in ugly faces.

[Snype]

these aint for no daddys, these for Boyfreinds and husbands :twisted:

My dads greatest man for meee.. but hey, my mom has differnt views lol

HAHAHA I bet she does

[Rosie]

Gee HP, Didnt take long for that reply.....3 days!!!!
Why did it take the man so long to come back with a reply?give me 3 days and i will get back to you.... :roll:

[Snype]

well in three days HP was busy deciding gender and atlast decided by rolling a Wakerleye..... :lol: