Brisbane Forums

Full Version: My Ideal Partner
You're currently viewing a stripped down version of our content. View the full version with proper formatting.
Pages: 1 2 3
I'm sure everyone of us has criteria for our personal ideal mate , whateva it is... accdg to looks, attitude, status in life, family background, race etc..... or even the exact person..name it. Feel free to share :wink:
Vin Diesel!

Brisbane

Vin Diesel is one ugly fook...
CheckShoo Wrote:Vin Diesel!

Kelly Hu

or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn sexy.
yes kelly hu and angie !!! You can have a dream about them tonite!!!
Brad Pitt !
yurki500 Wrote:
CheckShoo Wrote:Vin Diesel!

Kelly Hu

or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn fun.

Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing) :lol:
Marrian Wrote:I'm sure everyone of us has criteria for our personal ideal mate , whateva it is... accdg to looks, attitude, status in life, family background, race etc..... or even the exact person..name it. Feel free to share :wink:

My mom said she would chose pour moi. So I haven't much option left.
Snype Wrote:
yurki500 Wrote:
CheckShoo Wrote:Vin Diesel!

Kelly Hu

or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn fun.

Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing) :lol:

Nothing wrong with being horizontal! Women can still get on top!

Brisbane

yurki500 Wrote:
Snype Wrote:[quote="yurki500"]

Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing) :lol:

Nothing wrong with being horizontal! Women can still get on top!

Umm... 10 degrees from vertical makes it horizontal?? :?

Correct me if I am wrong MR. YORKY THE ENGINEER. But your horizontal ding-a-ling should be at 90 degrees.... Confusedhock:
Brisbane Wrote:
yurki500 Wrote:
Snype Wrote:[quote="yurki500"]

Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing) :lol:

Nothing wrong with being horizontal! Women can still get on top!

Umm... 10 degrees from vertical makes it horizontal?? :?

Correct me if I am wrong MR. YORKY THE ENGINEER. But your horizontal ding-a-ling should be at 90 degrees.... Confusedhock:

HAHAHAHA! You caught him well Brisbane! What kind of engineer r u yorky?

Brisbane

Probably a sanitary engineer... Tongue
Brisbane Wrote:Probably a sanitary engineer... Tongue

YAk yak yak! That explains alot where the photo of "his" car was taken near Municipality building. The car belongs to his boss. :lol:

Brisbane

LOL.... His car is the pickup (that most Indians drive) in one of the photos...
Brisbane Wrote:LOL.... His car is the pickup (that most Indians drive) in one of the photos...

pick up is not bad at all! Suits his style! :lol:

Brisbane

He has a style??? :?
Pages: 1 2 3