I want to hire someone, Snype comes to mind, to go to Saudi to sell some T-Shirts.
These are nice T-Shirts for men that come in an array of colors with messages attached to them (no pictures or drawings as they are against Saudi law). The T-Shirts will say things like;
- Pork rules
- I love Wakerleyk
- Don't pray be gay
- Alcohol is a man's best friend
- Wakerleyk, pork, rum, and cocaine... Now thats life
Go sell some shirts Snype... :lol:
DEAL DONE! I sell underground, u wear IN PUBLIC and advertise and claim u r the owner of T-Shirt franchise IN PUBLIC (to those young unemployed Saudis) and they smack & whip u IN PUBLIC! . I LOVE THE DEAL! :lol:
You like to see grown men smack and whip each other... Snype you sado-masochist you... 8)
Masochist? LOl i wont be there and I will make my way out long b4 they smack and whip moi
HAR HAR HAR :lol:
Victory's Saudi agents in Brisbane will get you then.... 8)
Brisbane Wrote:Victory's Saudi agents in Brisbane will get you then.... 8)
Victory's agents are busy electing new pope and I will finish em there. kekekeke :lol:
Victory Wrote:Sameul is JESUS!
AStakFurrullah! Fear God and Day of Judgement when ur Victory will be over and u will be beaten naked.
God doesn't mind, i asked
Victory Wrote:God doesn't mind, i asked
Well then u must me Satan's kin
Satan can suck my cock....
Oh no, I just angered Shakira... :cry:
Brisbane Wrote:Satan can suck my cock....
Oh no, I just angered Shakira... :cry:
Imagine Shakira s*** Brisbane's Elephant c**k. She wants to arouse him but he keeps eating smelly cheese (sakira is on tiger's sweat perfume strong enough to beat 200 yr old cheese smell - real witch :twisted: ) and then she gets aggressive and she hears funny sound (the one u hear when u rub the balloon). She gets really horny and hungry and she decides to bite Brisbane's poor c**k and then KABOOM! The explosion of Brisbane's Ding Ding was enough to kill Shakira- the wicked witch. HURRAY! Brisbane is our hero. Wait a min! Out of the exploded debris, his original teeney-mini c**k breathes fresh air in 15 yrs! (Brisbane was on artificial c* for 15 yrs). So who is our hero? Not Brisbane. His poor teeny-mini c**k - LINg LINg. Hurray! LINg LINg is our saviour!
You like fantasizing about cock.... 95% of your posts are about penises... What gives? :wink:
Brisbane Wrote:You like fantasizing about cock.... 95% of your posts are about penises... What gives? :wink:
Do you know how to calculate percentage? 30/149 * 100 =20.134% :lol:
Great you went from being a geographic penil surveyor to a mathematician speciaizing in penile probability distribution.... :bootyshake: