comic complaints

[mirrorCRAX]

do you have any dark comedy u'd like to share with us?
let me start!
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findin a job ch#1
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the thing about finding a job is that.... you don't really tell people.... "no i don't work..... but i'm looking for a job ".... you have to make up those weird twisted descriptions of ur status like ..... " oh! i'm just here to check companies out"...... " i wanna see what sort of business you have here"...... of course people have seen so many .... of you ! ...and they know you're looking for a job ........ so what the hell ! .... just spill it out and let whoever runs runs....and whoever freaks out freaks!

[Lamot]

haha

yeah thats what im saying just say it like it is. Like if u check my post out in the topic "im looking for a girl freind in brisbane" thats how i said it straight up


yo see my thangs is with women damnn they want a brother to dress all hollywood an then step to them an ask them if they wanna go out for dinner an shit an imgaine this u gonna be feeding the bitch for free an she still takes time to decide.. but then u take her out an buy her ass something an wine an dine her an u wasting all ur cash an shit to just to be able to fuck the girl and i mean she knows thats what u want to its all bout the pussy

so what im sayin is that lets just get straight to the fucking an after we done with that an if the girl was good in bed then take her out to dinner to regain ur energy so u can pump her once more ... cause u all know a brother is a broke mutha fucker he only got enough cash for one meal


and hey yo Lion i hope we aint making this forum to gangsta if u want us to tone it down alittle just let me know aight man