Ten top reasons for being single...( funny)

[ajoy]

Top reasons why beautiful ladies today are still SINGLE

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think girls are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money only look for a very rich girl.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think girls are beautiful enough.



9. The men who think girls are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.


10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank

God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKETHE FIRST MOVE!!!!


NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it’s the job of the ladies to process them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with."

DEWakerleyATED TO ALL THE UNMARRIED LADIES IN THE FORUM

[mINOR pLEASURE]

Top reasons why somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are fun today are still SINGLE and are reluctant to make the first move

1. The nice Women are ugly.

2. The HoT ones are not nice.

3. The HOT and nice Women are DUMB.

4. The Beautifull, nice and fun Women Are Dead FAt.

5. The Women who are not so Cute, but with a nice ass and boobs, Are gold diggers.

6. The women who are not so Hot, but are nice, thinks guys would cheat on them .

7. The HOT SEXY Chicks without money are hookers.

8. Those Cute women, who are not so nice and somewhat fun, with money think Guys are like toys that can be bought and sold.



9. The women who think girls are beautiful, that are fun, somewhat nice and have money, Are Lesbians. (DUH?!)


10. The women who are somewhat HOT, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are fun, are shy and married!!!


NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS woMEN?

"women are like chocolates they cost so much and gives you toothaches!!!"

DEWakerleyATED TO ALL THE UNMARRIED MEN IN THE FORUM [/quote]