12-15-2005, 02:24 AM
The reason why jacky habibi is great person.
Once he saw a Holy dream (while in Canada), two angels came to him and told him that he was chosen to bring revolution in middle east (especially in Brisbane) . Fayaz told them , how can I bring the revolution when I dont have visa for Brisbane . Angels told him not to worry they will arrange a flight to Qatar after 3 months if necessary.
Well jacky habibi authored several books
Idiots guide to middle east
100 days in desert
sky scarper or crapers
tax free expensive prostitutes
HP invent
Osman ben laden vs jennifer lopez
Bush (curse upon him OR peace upon him)
some of the famous quotes of jacky habibi
1= I will accept the God , provided he put some big deposit in my swiss bank account.
2= Dont stay in bed unless u cant make the money in bed (like prostitutes)
3= we were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
4= everyday I awake up and see the list of the richest people, if my name is not there ,I make plan to steal the HSBC Bank.
5= Learn the customer relationship management from prostitutes
( addressing Brisbane trade center)
6= when rape is inevitable then enjoy it.
7= we have so much oil in middle east , instead of coca cola , we drink oil when we feel thirsty
8= we ll give u the osma ben laden and give us jennifer lopez
PS: jacky habibi simple appology , cant resist
Once he saw a Holy dream (while in Canada), two angels came to him and told him that he was chosen to bring revolution in middle east (especially in Brisbane) . Fayaz told them , how can I bring the revolution when I dont have visa for Brisbane . Angels told him not to worry they will arrange a flight to Qatar after 3 months if necessary.
Well jacky habibi authored several books
Idiots guide to middle east
100 days in desert
sky scarper or crapers
tax free expensive prostitutes
HP invent
Osman ben laden vs jennifer lopez
Bush (curse upon him OR peace upon him)
some of the famous quotes of jacky habibi
1= I will accept the God , provided he put some big deposit in my swiss bank account.
2= Dont stay in bed unless u cant make the money in bed (like prostitutes)
3= we were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
4= everyday I awake up and see the list of the richest people, if my name is not there ,I make plan to steal the HSBC Bank.
5= Learn the customer relationship management from prostitutes
( addressing Brisbane trade center)
6= when rape is inevitable then enjoy it.
7= we have so much oil in middle east , instead of coca cola , we drink oil when we feel thirsty
8= we ll give u the osma ben laden and give us jennifer lopez
PS: jacky habibi simple appology , cant resist