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    Thread: HP some words of comfort
Post: HP, I reckon she's just being coy and playing hard...

HP, I reckon she's just being coy and playing hard to get. It's just a test of your devotion to see if you're worthy. I think you're in there mate... and especially when she sees the size of your wa...
GoodBai Brisbane Romance 26 62,721 02-14-2006, 12:33 AM
    Thread: I slapped my lad
Post: If our lass slapped me, I would be an assertive, d...

If our lass slapped me, I would be an assertive, dominant male by threatening to never again do the washing up, cooking, ironing or hoovering :D
GoodBai Brisbane Romance 52 114,346 02-08-2006, 11:52 PM
    Thread: Taxi drivers in Kedron to evict "smelly" passenge
Post: secretbrisbane, I never knew it was possible to d...

secretbrisbane, I never knew it was possible to do a Masters in Unpleasant Bodily Odours... you learn something new on here every day :D
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 21 32,968 02-05-2006, 10:31 PM
    Thread: Taxi drivers in Kedron to evict "smelly" passenge
Post: Smell like they've spent the night in a skip with ...

Smell like they've spent the night in a skip with a family of badgers and drive like Michael Schumacher... wearing a blindfold :D
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 21 32,968 02-04-2006, 04:29 PM
    Thread: Souness Out
Post: I would blame Freddy Sherpherd for appointing the ...

I would blame Freddy Sherpherd for appointing the useless get in the first place. Where ever he has gone fans have always been delighted when Souness finally departed. If the Toon could get him Mart...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 9 16,144 02-02-2006, 09:17 PM
    Thread: Souness Out
Post: Surely Yorky, with a name like yours, you'll be mo...

Surely Yorky, with a name like yours, you'll be more interested in the goings-on at KitKat Crescent!!! :D
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 9 16,144 02-02-2006, 07:02 PM
    Thread: New Moderator.....
Post: airnie, I just pray that you didn't attend the "Mo...

airnie, I just pray that you didn't attend the "Moderator" training course run by Lamot :D By the way, has anyone told you that the tradition is that any new Moderator buys the beer for everyone for...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 23 30,305 01-27-2006, 09:44 PM
    Thread: Why do I ALWAYS fall for the wrong type???
Post: "Tell me what to do".... Easy, give yourself time...

"Tell me what to do".... Easy, give yourself time. At the age of 18 you hardly need to be pressing any panic buttons now about finding Mr Right. As regards falling for the wrong ones... well I thin...
GoodBai Brisbane Romance 63 138,730 01-22-2006, 11:17 PM
    Thread: Sick of cold and flu
Post: Choco, I can't believe you said that about blokes ...

Choco, I can't believe you said that about blokes and illness..... but would there be any chance you could pop the kettle on for me, nip out for a couple of DVDs, do a spot of cleaning and just whizz ...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 39 56,515 01-22-2006, 02:44 PM
    Thread: escort vip woman
Post: Arnie, does that include bed, breakfast and evenin...

Arnie, does that include bed, breakfast and evening meal :D ? I'm obviously not his type but I will say this, be a bit careful on the first date cos you really don't know where he's been :D !
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 13 16,365 01-21-2006, 05:05 PM
    Thread: Sick of cold and flu
Post: Correct..... sorry but must go now, I'm taking to ...

Correct..... sorry but must go now, I'm taking to my bed with this cut on my little finger :D .....
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 39 56,515 01-21-2006, 04:47 PM
    Thread: Sick of cold and flu
Post: Sorry to tell you this Choco but I think you've go...

Sorry to tell you this Choco but I think you've got a bad case of "woman flu". I reckon you'll be wandering around like some Victorian poet with tiny handkerchief in hand, sniffing away and wringing y...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 39 56,515 01-21-2006, 04:30 PM
    Thread: escort vip woman
Post: Does he want money for this? Cos I'll do it for no...

Does he want money for this? Cos I'll do it for nowt... and I'm fully house-trained! :lol:
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 13 16,365 01-21-2006, 04:23 PM
    Thread: I just wanna feel real love
Post: Interesting to note that the above mantra by the B...

Interesting to note that the above mantra by the Barred of the Forums, HP, is by that well-known drug-taking, booze-swilling, neurosis-blighted, insecure popster Robbie Williams... a kindred spirit pe...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 14 25,079 01-18-2006, 09:34 PM
    Thread: Can i bring my laptop from the U.S. to Brisbane??
Post: Does anyone want to see my Lada 1.2LX two-door wit...

Does anyone want to see my Lada 1.2LX two-door with hot and cold blowers, a driver's airbag (the missus) and Flintstones suspension :D! PS Yorky, nice motor... any chance of borrowing a tenner :D ?
GoodBai Brisbane Auto 19 53,833 01-17-2006, 12:52 AM
    Thread: The official jokes thread
Post: Ouch, the claws are out now :twisted: ! Q. Why di...

Ouch, the claws are out now :twisted: ! Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A. To see what was on the other side!
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 24 33,203 01-09-2006, 05:21 PM
    Thread: The official jokes thread
Post: How many Dutch people does it take to change a lig...

How many Dutch people does it take to change a light bulb? Four... one to hold the bulb and three to turn the ceiling :lol:.
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 24 33,203 01-09-2006, 01:06 AM
    Thread: The official jokes thread
Post: The official jokes thread

Time to lighten things a little Can't see a section where this should go so general chat seems nearest. No-one take any offence because this is all they are... jokes. I'll set the ball rolling... One...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 24 33,203 01-08-2006, 09:45 PM
    Thread: lacals - partying, dancing ?!@
Post: Yshimy.... I have a very simple question for you: ...

Yshimy.... I have a very simple question for you: Do you believe that women everywhere in the world should have equal rights with men in all matters, such as religious, domestic, business, political ...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 28 38,946 12-27-2005, 11:51 PM
    Thread: HP considers retirement ,taa taa
Post: By, there are some tough, merciless girls around t...

By, there are some tough, merciless girls around these parts... you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of them, that's for sure :D
GoodBai Brisbane Romance 17 29,640 12-23-2005, 09:23 PM
    Thread: Have a good one....
Post: Have a good one....

For those celebrating over the next few days have a stonkingly good time and, if you see me at the bar, remember, mine's a large one (no smutty pun intended) :D ! GoodBai (for now). PS Don't forget ...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 2 4,629 12-23-2005, 09:14 PM
    Thread: only for the girlzz
Post: Choco, I don't suppose you need me to remind you t...

Choco, I don't suppose you need me to remind you that old Georgie boy Clooney used to share his bed with a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig called Max and that he can be a real pig himself with the girls. B...
GoodBai Brisbane Romance 25 36,319 12-23-2005, 09:02 PM
    Thread: only for the girlzz
Post: Hey, none of you girls have said it yet: A man w...

Hey, none of you girls have said it yet: A man who looks like George Clooney, David Beckham or Jose Mourinho AND A wage packet the size of Africa! 8)
GoodBai Brisbane Romance 25 36,319 12-22-2005, 01:58 PM
    Thread: only for the girlzz
Post: The fact is though that some women (but obviously ...

The fact is though that some women (but obviously not all) do seem to slip into the downtrodden, accept-any-bad-behaviour, subservient role when it comes to certain blokes. How many times does the g...
GoodBai Brisbane Romance 25 36,319 12-20-2005, 07:43 PM
    Thread: Sins of the flesh???
Post: Apparently there has been a stampede of shocked an...

Apparently there has been a stampede of shocked and outraged blokes to get their names down for a pad in The Greens :wink:
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 17 46,058 12-18-2005, 10:41 PM
    Thread: Sins of the flesh???
Post: The bit about the punishment was a joke.

The bit about the punishment was a joke.
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 17 46,058 12-17-2005, 06:10 PM
    Thread: Sins of the flesh???
Post: Sins of the flesh???

Sometimes you really are reminded about the bsaurd side to life here and how the most harmless, innocuous and inconsequential things are seemingly big news here. Take the article in Australia Today a...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 17 46,058 12-17-2005, 05:41 PM
    Thread: ich dreh hier noch durch...
Post: Let me guess, I think kPax's saying something like...

Let me guess, I think kPax's saying something like: "I say, my very dear friend, this is not that kind of forum so please may I respectfully and politely request that you desist in such posts. :D "
GoodBai Brisbane Romance 9 14,414 12-01-2005, 07:06 PM
    Thread: Rugby 7's GGGRRRRRRR!!!!!
Post: Before everyone gets too excited... just remember ...

Before everyone gets too excited... just remember girls, these are the men with the odd shaped balls :D! Here speaks a football supporter!
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 11 14,014 11-28-2005, 10:15 PM
    Thread: jacky has become a victim of theft
Post: Look on the bright side, at least they left you th...

Look on the bright side, at least they left you the car. But you're right, I can't see the thieving scum making their fortune on the black market with this one. Sometimes you think you'd like to be st...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 16 23,365 11-24-2005, 08:42 PM
    Thread: Describe Brisbane in one word...
Post: Well, billionaire Mohamed Ali Alabbar, the chairma...

Well, billionaire Mohamed Ali Alabbar, the chairman of Emaar "The world's largest real estate group" and the head of Brisbane economic development, said on the TV series Brisbaner Dreams this week tha...
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 29 41,865 11-15-2005, 09:20 PM
    Thread: Describe Brisbane in one word...
Post: Describe Brisbane in one word...

I was maybe thinking "Bold" or "Thrusting" or "Brash" or even "Cosmopolitan" but, after careful consideration, I just can't get away from.... TACKY ... and I mean it in the nicest possible way :D .
GoodBai Brisbane General Chat 29 41,865 11-13-2005, 11:35 PM
    Thread: Looking for girlfriend in Brisbane
Post: Christoffer, I know this might sound really weird ...

Christoffer, I know this might sound really weird to you but if you're looking for a girlfriend, why not try this really novel approach: Go out socially to some nice places, meet some nice people and...
GoodBai Brisbane Romance 13 23,503 10-21-2005, 08:19 PM
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