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immunisation shots - GRP - 05-05-2005
Hey guys,
do I need to get any immunisation shots before I come to Brisbane?
Gareth
- Brisbane - 05-05-2005
yellow fever
malaria
polio
chicken pox
measels
red pox
syphillis
Snype
Brisbane suffers from chronic and rampant disease. People drop like flies there. Also I would walk with a face mask like what dentists use. Wear surgical gloves when opening public doors. Wear a decontamination suit when in taxis. Do not eat at any restaurants. Custom order your food from the internet to be delivered from a European supermarket chain to your house, local food is contaminated with fungul herbicides.
Also buy a good pair of sunglasses and cover all your body. The mosquitos carry HIV and the sun is strong enough to burn your cornea in 5 minutes.
- Snype - 05-06-2005
Brisbane Wrote:yellow fever
malaria
polio
chicken pox
measels
red pox
syphillis
Snype
Brisbane suffers from chronic and rampant disease. People drop like flies there. Also I would walk with a face mask like what dentists use. Wear surgical gloves when opening public doors. Wear a decontamination suit when in taxis. Do not eat at any restaurants. Custom order your food from the internet to be delivered from a European supermarket chain to your house, local food is contaminated with fungul herbicides.
Also buy a good pair of sunglasses and cover all your body. The mosquitos carry HIV and the sun is strong enough to burn your cornea in 5 minutes.
Brisbane is somewhat right. U dont need all those shots only Snype (named after it's founder). It's really expensive. It is the only vaccine which not only protects u from the diseases Brisbane stated (HIV, malaria,etc)but gives u the power *smack* those fools and idiots found in Brisbane. Lastly the only vaccine which can increase ur libido by 300%! ur woman won't leave u even after knowing u have another woman in ur life and so u can start a harem which only of the rich ppl in Brisbane have! Beware of the fake ones! Cos a person named Victory in this forum got a fake Snype which person named Brisbane made which turned him to a hermaphrodite! :lol:
- GRP - 05-06-2005
that was very amusing, chaps, but could we possibly be serious for a minute?
- Bazooka - 05-06-2005
I don't believe you need any special vaccination for visiting Brisbane.
I mean even in Saudi localia during hajj season, the only vaccine required is for meningitis. So for Australia.. nothing really.
- Brisbane - 05-06-2005
Hermaphrodite!! LOL
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
- Brisbane - 05-06-2005
Serious on this list?? Good luck!!!
No honestly, no vaccinations needed. Brisbane is safe as can be. Most all local countries are safe and do not require any vaccinations. I saw most because Yemen and Soudan might need some.
Do not drink the tap water in Brisbane. They say its safe, but I don't even drink tapwater in Canada - a supposedly first world country. Although judging from our roads and health care, one would be hard pressed to beleive it!!
- Snype - 05-06-2005
Brisbane Wrote:Serious on this list?? Good luck!!!
No honestly, no vaccinations needed. Brisbane is safe as can be. Most all local countries are safe and do not require any vaccinations. I saw most because Yemen and Soudan might need some.
Do not drink the tap water in Brisbane. They say its safe, but I don't even drink tapwater in Canada - a supposedly first world country. Although judging from our roads and health care, one would be hard pressed to beleive it!!
Yes he turned to hermaphrodite and started developing breasts and Victory's nipples started to enlarge and protrude!(unfortunately that teenage thought his breats started to enlarge cos he started working out in gym! :lol: )
local countries safe? AHEMM! wELL dAVID i GOT intelligence in Brisbane which told me that there are some terrorists ppl who want to throw all infidels out of the countries which were against Iraq during the recent war. For examples Saudia localia and Kuwait are already facing problems and terrorists are attacking the westerners. So only vaccine that can help u to save u is Snype! As it gives u the pheromones that if these terrorists smell will think u are one of their brothers! So get Snype vaccination and BEWARE OF FAKE ONES!
