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Ageing... - noob - 02-07-2005
Aging WITH A SMILE...
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him
a few drinks first.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp
as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are
just prone to swinging.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we
get cable or that dish thing.
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs.
The bad news is they have to squat down first.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they
haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child
playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old
because you stop laughing.
- Kayl - 02-07-2005
loooooool i love those. really enjoyed it. thank you very much so making me laugh it was nice.
ima read them again now.
love the one of the sharp memory.
- noob - 02-08-2005
Thanx Fspike, I put these in for smiles.