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Frustration on Chain mails - Hilarious - westerndiamond - 01-18-2006

If youve read forward emails all these years, this email is for you!


The last line is the best...

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A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out
that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any
other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about
7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sampl!
e and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I
get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for
fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no
matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me
to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a
nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl that was about to die in the
hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

! * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made
expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when
I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did
the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to
use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions
$.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those
Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etcÂ… now most
of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246
people in the next 10 mins, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm

:wink: :wink: :wink:


- Jeev - 01-18-2006

That is Hilarious, thinking about the scams did people read about the article on a Australia businessman who got duped for a huge amount in the black dollar scam??.

In India a few nigerian groups were captured with the help of people who were contacted in such cases. I am surprised people still get conned by such offers.

hoping many more dont get duped.Smile

Cheers,

Jerry