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99 things about guys - kPax - 11-11-2005
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. (So girls touch ur guys heart)
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. (So don't give confused signals, and expect guys to understand them)
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long. (He will give up on you)
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something. (He generally has a lot of frustration in mind then)
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him. (So girls you should think of making the first move)
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection. (So don't play with a guy you really like, you will lose him)
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejuWakerleye and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpreWakerleytable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. (They learn it the harder way)
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes. (So girls you gotta give good guys a chance too, they are generally shy about girls)
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact. (So don't be too demanding or complaining)
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
- kPax - 11-11-2005
hey guys and girls...
for my defence id like to say that i just copied and pasted it...
anyways..guys let me know what you think and whats true or false...
- cadmus - 11-11-2005
as good as ne other tenage mag. stuff
- A64Venice - 11-11-2005
yeah this sounds gay.
authencity - decent_4u23 - 11-11-2005
44.94% true
- kPax - 11-11-2005
hey A64Venice
boy i dont think its gay..its all about how guys react towards girls...so unless u think thats gay..then i think u should ask ur self...are u straight or twisted...
i only asked what yall think is true or false..dont come with other bullashitz
******just for the info: im a girl*******
- A64Venice - 11-11-2005
kPax Wrote:******just for the info: im a girl*******
Now it makes sense. My bad!
******just for the info: im a guy*******
- Choko - 11-11-2005
Hmmmm interesting, I'd say this is about 80% true of the guys I know.
- Rosie - 11-11-2005
Oh Hell....
Check out 65 ,if this is true then im in trouble..
- kPax - 11-12-2005
HAHAH ya rosie...i was actually thinking the same way when i read that...i was like..damn wussies..
- Choko - 11-12-2005
Hahaha I like that too.
Maybe there should be a 65 for women - Girls don't go for guys they think they could take in a fight!
- mINOR pLEASURE - 11-19-2005
2. Guys hate flirts. yeah right say that when you have the whole FHM centerfolds are flirting with you ... THIS IS BS ... we guys love to shag flirts but not marriage though ....
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is. or its a nice way of saying your stupid ...
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6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. true ....
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
TRUE when you have a swiss bank account
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. hmmm i go crazy with something else ..... *wink*
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention. HUH ???? ARE YOU GAY ????
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. yes !!! but if we dont bring the topic dont bring it because its will scare us. wait till we ask it
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! this is a myth .... we dont say shit cause we got none to say ... the drinking shit its an excuse !!! we sweet talk and claimed that we only say shit like that so that the missus wont argue about us boozing !!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will. hehehe just alil spark and those pistons will start pumpin !!!!! hahahahaah
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much. actually we do dream and hope sooooo much but ... it usuallt doesnt consern girls so there is no point telling them .... i can say the one who made this shit is either gay or a female ....
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands. and the one who made this is a virgin !!! our hands is not to touch if you want to blow our mind
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you. Finally !!! something for real !!!! right on the spot
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow." no well i see it as well fine bitch !!!! give it time youll eventually ask for it !!!
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. (So don't give confused signals, and expect guys to understand them) because its stupid to do so .... isnt it easier to say it rather than playing dumb and stupid ???
24. Guys hate gays! no man thats casting ... we just hate being called as one
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her. hahahahahaha Egoistic sonsofabitches !!! yes WE ARE !!! ahhahaha
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him. which is really difficult cause women NEVER LISTEN they want the guys to always listen and they to always talk ...
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. (hahahaha) really ???
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. yeah thats with a phone camera and internet !!!
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
it depends !!!!! theres a thin line between teasing you and having fun on your account ...
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. true
girls think that with this guide they already know us guys so well even if they dont listen to us ... but the truth is these are the things they want to believe ... and we guys REALLY DO LOVE THEM SO MUCH TO JUST LET THEM BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANT ... its easier that way ...
nuff said i love girls hahahaha
- constantine - 11-19-2005
rosie you're not in trouble....i read you kick box...hey if any girl can take care of herself ...its an added advantage
....if you're takng on a load of people...its like the karate couple from hell!!!....anyways street fighting is a lot different from the ones taught in dojos...anywys coming back to the subject...kPax...some of it is true...but most of it is sterotypical...guys are evolving...from one minded ameobic creatures....game or no game,...we are getting better...not bitter
- kPax - 11-20-2005
hehe mINOR pLEASURE..u really took time to check this out..
anyways...what is it with u guys..this is about straight people! nothing to do with gay people...
hahaha - decent_4u23 - 11-20-2005
kPax Wrote:hehe mINOR pLEASURE..u really took time to check this out..
anyways...what is it with u guys..this is about straight people! nothing to do with gay people...
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- BFG-9000 - 11-20-2005
What the heck is this crock? There might be 101 things about women but there's only one thing about guys - we know girls have (haven't got) tits.