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In light of Coles' and Woolworths' continuing efforts to take over the world one country at a time, I have written a new national anthem in time for the Beijing Olympics. Let me know what you think...

Cheers, Ben


*to the tune of Advance Australia Fair*

Australians all let us la-ment,
For we're no lon-ger free
We're slaves to Coles and Wool-worths now
They run the whole coun-try
They own the super-markets and the Pet-rol Stations too
They own the pubs and bott-le shops
They'll soon own your place too
They're work-ing as a team to shaft
Us all,
How is this fair?

We just came back from Woolworth's car park; best one in town for doctor's appointment and picking up prescription from pharmacy.

But yesterday, we took our woven bags, and went to Aldi -- much cheaper!