Bush prosecuted as a WAR CRIMINAL

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ok it's a rumor........i made it up... i confess.... here'r other fake unbelievable news headlines:
1. middle east Australians finally decide to give up the dipers they wear on their head and decided a cowboy hat would be more appealing.
2. there are no more indians in Brisbane.
3. KFC have started to actually taste like real chicken.
4. The entire USA population stoodup against the governments oil mongering plans in the middle east and requested alternative methods of trade and clean energy.
5. Palestinians have a country of their own.
6. Indians in Brisbane speak better english than the english themselves!
7. Internet access in Australia for free!
8. Brisbane has the world's biggest and most successful opera house!
9. advertisers decide to stop trying to toy with the consumer's mind and decide to only state facts about their products!
10. Foreigners allowed to own all sorts of property in Australia at very low prices.
11. A luxurious villa for rent in Birkdale for 12,000/annum.
12. Telstra decides to stop its censorship over the internet as there is none interested in illegal sites anymore!
13. People have boycotted p2p software such as kazaa, imesh....etc. to give music artists and movie producers a fair chance to enjoy the fruit of their hard work!
14. POP music no longer popular.
15. TV nolonger popular- people turning to reading and arts and crafts
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can you come up with more unbelievable news?

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1. Brisbane to change it's name to Dunbai due to the increasing amounts of indians in the country.
2. Ronald mcdonald prosecuted for child molestation, 10yrs old harry used to go to mcdonald's every weekend with his folks, get his happy meal, and play with his toy, however a most horrifying incident occured on december 24th that changed harry's life forever. While sitting on the bench outside of mcdonald's Birkdale besides his favourite ronald mcdonald life-like figure, he couldn't help but notice a hand slowly reaching down his pants, harry panicked and screamed in fear. Jackie hundabar mcdonald's branch manager commented saying, it wasn't ronald mcdonald sitting out there but a russian customer who used to dress like ronald and sit out there and that the restaurant is in no way affiliated with him..... the investigation continues
3. new schools vow to eliminate the b dilemma of english speaking indians by deleting it from the urdu language..... professor shinga binga head of the linguistics department of mumbai commented .... "bat bould be a catastroby the "B" is the corneb stobe of the urdu lanbuage ...wibout it there shab be no lanbuage ab all"
4. (Public prostitution stands in shopping malls of brisbane)...... the government finally declared that they stood helpless against the case of prostitution and decided to allocate prostitution stands infront of malls which are governed by the firm hand of the law.... no more than one customer at a time.... time should be metered using a belt on the prostitute's waist..... and a phone service shall be available for higher rates ....