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Snype
What turns u on? For moi if a beau femme blushes when she looks at moi 10,000+ volts flows my nerve and I am in cloud numero 420! But if somebody has piercing I get so disgusted and repeling force of 100000+ Tesla. So what turns your wild switch on or off?
CheckShoo
a girl looks at you and blush, she feels sick and want to puke? Piercing is sexy !! Not even earrings?
Snype
  • CheckShoo wrote:
    a girl looks at you and blush, she feels sick and want to puke?
    Piercing is fun !!
    Not even earrings?

I can tell the difference between good news (puke) and event-b4-good news (blush), if her cheeks turns pink and she smiles that's called blush. Earrings are allowed but not that nose piercing, tongue and V*gina piercing. Yuck! so unhygenic.
CheckShoo
  • Snype wrote:
    • CheckShoo wrote:
      a girl looks at you and blush, she feels sick and want to puke?
      Piercing is fun !!
      Not even earrings?

    I can tell the difference between good news (puke) and event-b4-good news (blush), if her cheeks turns pink and she smiles that's called blush. Earrings are allowed but not that nose piercing, tongue and V*gina piercing. Yuck! so unhygenic.

You are old!! They are kool don't you think? hahahah
Snype
  • CheckShoo wrote:
    • Snype wrote:
      • CheckShoo wrote:
        a girl looks at you and blush, she feels sick and want to puke?
        Piercing is fun !!
        Not even earrings?

      I can tell the difference between good news (puke) and event-b4-good news (blush), if her cheeks turns pink and she smiles that's called blush. Earrings are allowed but not that nose piercing, tongue and V*gina piercing. Yuck! so unhygenic.

    You are old!! They are kool don't you think? hahahah

YUUCk they are unhygenic and sick!
Brisbane
What about nipple peircing? The belly button one is cute... And please only one peircing per ear.. And no other part of the face...
CheckShoo
They are nice!! Not sure about the tongue, eye brow, or the lips. But I definately like the nose and belly botton!
Brisbane
Nah not the nose... Too vulgar...
CheckShoo
  • Brisbane wrote:
    What about nipple peircing?
    The belly button one is cute... And please only one peircing per ear.. And no other part of the face...

That's nice too, but think it will be very painful so not for me!
CheckShoo
  • Brisbane wrote:
    Nah not the nose... Too vulgar...

I like the nose one, don't have one yet, but thinking of getting one done!!
Snype
ok GET BACK TO DA TOPIC :x
Brisbane
Welcome to the brisbaneforums :)
CheckShoo
Turns on = Vin Diesel & Brad Pitt :3some: Turns off = big beer guts !!! :pukeleft:
yurki500
  • CheckShoo wrote:
    Turns on = Vin Diesel & Brad Pitt :3some:
    Turns off = big beer guts !!! :pukeleft:

Turn ons = I am not allowed to say (a certain place makes very sharp scissors! hahahahahahahaha)
Turn offs = no sense of humour, shallow women,
Brisbane
Pumpkin face told me to tell you guys the following: TURN ONs --> Snype or yurki500 TURN OFFs --> Angelina Jolie or Halley Berry
Pumpkin Escobar
Post all Pumpkin Escobar bashing in the appropriate forum labeled in Fight Club. Turn ons-lips, thighs Turn offs-Panty lines, unfunny girls
CheckShoo
  • JimmyHarter wrote:
    turn on... sense or humour. Nice arms.
    turn offs... hairy backs (sorry boys) and sarcasm

agree with the hairy back <-------- :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright:
nezar33
turn on: beauity turn off: rudness
Pumpkin Escobar
Turn on-Good smelling hair Turn off-Bathroom noises :(
bsa
Turn on : Nice butt (oh God forgive me...I am only human... :( ) Turn off : No butt
JimmyHarter
turn on... sense or humour. Nice arms. turn offs... hairy backs (sorry boys) and sarcasm
leila
Turn On : neatly trimmed and shaved beard; tattoo on the biceps; pierced ear; loose jeans and white shirts; good conversationalist; sense of humor, sensibele, decisive and strong personality; music lover esp RnB. Lastly, always smells nice. Turn Off : cry-baby; high-waisted; stupid; preWakerleytable; airhead; opposite of the above.
KC
Turn ons: Muscly arms, classy tatoos (something better than 'HATE' tattooed across the knuckles), those kind of scruffy shaggy short haircuts, broad shoulders, that little bit of facial hair just below the lips in the middle (what is that called anyway???), good dancing (or even willingness to dance!). Good sense of humour is a must, but it's also subjective, so I guess really it's a compatible sense of humour that we're all after... Turn offs: Arrogance, indecisiveness, being too pushy, full on beards.
mINOR pLEASURE
turn ons => angelic face with curvy "slap my A**" hot body turn offs => high pitched voice !!!
Choko
TURN ON'S: Fit body, just come out of the shower smell, really nice smile, sense of humour, good conversationalist, tight bum. TURN OFF'S: Too much hair, body odour, bad teeth, cheesy feet, being pretentious.
CheckShoo
ons = big hands, strong hugs, offs = big beer guts, hairy back
Pumpkin Escobar
  • leila wrote:
    Turn On : neatly trimmed and shaved beard; tattoo on the biceps; pierced ear; loose jeans and white shirts; good conversationalist; sense of humor, sensibele, decisive and strong personality; music lover esp RnB. Lastly, always smells nice.
    Turn Off : cry-baby; high-waisted; stupid; preWakerleytable; airhead; opposite of the above.

Holla at cha boi shawty!!!!! :D
JimmyHarter
  • leila wrote:
    Turn On : neatly trimmed and shaved beard; tattoo on the biceps; pierced ear; loose jeans and white shirts; good conversationalist; sense of humor, sensibele, decisive and strong personality; music lover esp RnB. Lastly, always smells nice.
    Turn Off : cry-baby; high-waisted; stupid; preWakerleytable; airhead; opposite of the above.

hahahaha, sounds like someone I just might know :roll:
Pumpkin Escobar
Sepatown my damie :wink:
kyle
on: long hair, nice legs :flower: :sunny: off: loud laughs, hairy legs, short hair... :cry:
CheckShoo
  • kyle wrote:
    on: long hair, nice legs :flower: :sunny:
    off: loud laughs, hairy legs, short hair... :cry:

loud laughs?? :?: :?: :?:
Choko
ON: Strong arms, firm hug, stubble, nipple ring. OFF: whoosy blokes, can't stand limp, weak hand shakes ewwww gives me the creeps. :pukeleft:
panaghoy
TURN ON: MASCULINE FRAGRANCE AND ROUGH HANDS TURN OFF: DIRTY NAILS
mINOR pLEASURE
  • leila wrote:
    Turn On : neatly trimmed and shaved beard; tattoo on the biceps; pierced ear; loose jeans and white shirts; good conversationalist; sense of humor, sensibele, decisive and strong personality; music lover esp RnB. Lastly, always smells nice.
    Turn Off : cry-baby; high-waisted; stupid; preWakerleytable; airhead; opposite of the above.

*neatly trimed and shaved beard ... currently bare but im growing it
*tattoo on the bicepts ...... would henna do each and everytime we meet :lol:
*loose jeans and white shirt..... oh yeah check !!!
*good conversationalist ..... am working on it
*sense of humor ...... i guess
*decisive and strong personality ..... yup
*music lover??? ..... im a DJ by night ... i work for Denon DJ equipments and Audio Visual Design and supply company by day .. where we spend 30% of our day blasting our sound system ... RNB ?? oh yeah ...
* always smell nice... usually isimiyaki would do the trick but im more of a AXE guy my self
:lol:
so ..... when can we meet to turn you on ?
JimmyHarter
henna on a guy? noooooo
mINOR pLEASURE
  • JimmyHarter wrote:
    henna on a guy? noooooo
:lol: :lol: :lol: i wont do tattooo sorry
Pumpkin Escobar
You can't do it like me Whodie!!!!! :D
JimmyHarter
  • mINOR pLEASURE wrote:
    • JimmyHarter wrote:
      henna on a guy? noooooo
    :lol: :lol: :lol: i wont do tattooo sorry

either have a tattoo..or nothing.
henna on guys is just.. dodgy
leila
u must have a great deal of confidence level M.Pain I can check u out, say when u dj-ing and where, me n friendz will crazh d party.
mINOR pLEASURE
  • leila wrote:
    u must have a great deal of confidence level M.Pain
    I can check u out, say when u dj-ing and where, me n friendz will crazh d party.

geeeze girl i've just had my last gig last night ... but i might extend till tonight not sure though .... if so ill be at brisbane intercontinental kubu bar ill post again later at around 6pm to confirm if i am playing tonight at kubu brisbane intercontinental
mINOR pLEASURE
  • JimmyHarter wrote:
    • mINOR pLEASURE wrote:
      • JimmyHarter wrote:
        henna on a guy? noooooo
      :lol: :lol: :lol: i wont do tattooo sorry

    either have a tattoo..or nothing.
    henna on guys is just.. dodgy

ok for the record ... like the whole post .. the henna thing was just to make people smile .... its a joke .... :roll:
but then again if you really care so much about me having henna when we meet ... dont worry babe i wont put some henna on then ... theres always the fake stick it your-self tattoos hahahahahaha
so we can play "ill show you mine - you show me yours" hahahahah
JimmyHarter
  • mINOR pLEASURE wrote:
    • JimmyHarter wrote:
      • mINOR pLEASURE wrote:
        • JimmyHarter wrote:
          henna on a guy? noooooo
        :lol: :lol: :lol: i wont do tattooo sorry

      either have a tattoo..or nothing.
      henna on guys is just.. dodgy

    ok for the record ... like the whole post .. the henna thing was just to make people smile .... its a joke .... :roll:
    but then again if you really care so much about me having henna when we meet ... dont worry babe i wont put some henna on then ... theres always the fake stick it your-self tattoos hahahahahaha
    so we can play "ill show you mine - you show me yours" hahahahah

"when we meet" ? :roll:
leila
some kind a sense of humor you got right there.




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